Disney Renaissance villains
my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it
The bees never bothered me anyway
Why have I not seen anyone talk about this scene?
As if Sherlock Holmes wouldn’t what a date really is.
my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80”
mentioning school on the weekend is rude and unnecessary
i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins
So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”
If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does.